Meanies

I got this email from Groupon, and I instantly felt for all the Mother in Law's.

We care about $45 less about you, Mom in Law. Sorry. 

Age gap

I have a friend who's five years younger than me, and usually I don't notice the age gap, probably because of my maturity, or lack there of. Once in a while though....so there we were hanging out at Timmies, like all the cool people do, and I was psyched about the deal I got. "Cat food is on for 41 cents a can at Costco! THAT'S CRIMINAL!!" And they all stared at me, blinking.

I few things that have come up that I just don't understand: 

Truffle butter
Peacocking
Broskie
Bearding

...and the list is growing. I swear those LG's are getting creative these days! 

Rando event

One thing I value more as I get older is following through with my commitments. Doesn't matter if I was complete idiot when I made plans, completely disregarding my own sleep and well being, if I said I was going to be there, I want to be more than anything. That being said, we also have that one friend we always seem to flake on (sorry Nick!) and the one friend who always flakes on you. You know who you are, missy. 

On that same notion, when I put that I'm going on Facebook, I intend on going. And that random event that person you don't know so well invited you to? Go. I mean it. Push the bounds of your comfort zone, and your core group of friends. I've started saying yes more often to these invites, and I've never been disappointed. Even if I don't have fun, I have something to blog about.

Testing the waters

My cat and I are trying this new thing. It comes out from under the bed, we lock eyes in utter shock, and then we pretend to go about our usual business like nothing happened. 

It's finally giving me the attention I deserve for emptying its litter box. Can I just say, with all of the advances in technology, why am I still scooping the clumps of littery poop the same as I didn't when I had a cat in the 90's? My sister who's allergic, convinced my dad who was also allergic to get a cat. It didn't last long after they both started using puffers, but long enough to scoop my fair share. And nothing has changed since then. They can scan my iris to identify me, put a chip in my arm to pay for things, but poopy scooping is what it is.

Evidence

A germaphobe has been here....

Badass van

My sister jokes around about driving a van now, but hey, if you feel like you've hit middle age prematurely, you could always put a racing stripe on it! 

Disney Drunkie

So there I was, wine-ing about on Sunday night, when a friend of mine showed me this ridiculous app. It's called "Disney Side" because it transposes your face into Disney Characters. Well needless to say...

I even made myself a guy, and I'm a little worried how good it looked...

But in the morning I looked like this...