#stillgotit

It's no secret that Greg used to give me up for Value Village stamps and stickers. For years, he'd send me with his junk to the donation drop off because, "how did you get a whole card? I gave you a shopping bag!" I can't help it if I'm nice to people. Ok fine, they're usually 16 and a half year olds and I straighten my back a little. So anyways, for a while I thought I'd lost my touch, but a nice gent the other day filled a card for me, so I decided to text Greg and gloat. But the problem was in my hashtag. #stillgotit was supposed to be still-got-it, but it also could have been read, still-go-tit, which one might argue, is still hilariously accurate. #goboobs