Ew Beibs

Have you heard Justin Beibers new song, "Boyfriend" on the radio yet? Does anyone else feel like he's seductively whispering the lyrics to you, through your car speakers? He's saying, "I can take you places you ain’t never been before..." and I'm thinking where Beiber? The ball pit? He just turned 19 this year, on March 1st. Ew. But then this lyric makes me laugh, "I could be your Buzz Lightyear fly across the globe" Yes, children's toys, that's something he's got a good frame of reference for. Don't get me wrong, love that he's Canadian, and all the power to him for trying to change his image, I just wasn't ready for it. Seductive promises aren't your style just yet young grasshopper, it's jarring.