Making a veggie plate

While I was making a veggie plate last night, I laughed to myself when I realized how many mushrooms I cut compared to the rest because they're one of my favourites. I started to think of my family members, if they were making a veggie plate, what it would look like.
Dad: It wouldn't have any dip, "that shits fattening!"

Serena: a bunch of veggies I've never heard of, and couldn't pronounce or spell to save my life.

Janine: store bought

Aleisha: cucumber heavy

Greg: hates veggies, he'd cut up meat bits

Brian: would probably end up cutting off one of his fingers because he was trying to catch the game from the kitchen as he cut his veggies