This crazy thing happens at work when we're pulling the gates across near the end of the night. People like to run in and promise they'll be super quick, and they know exactly what they want when I tell them we're only open for another 5 minutes. Naturally they take 10-15 minutes to make their selections and saunter casually to the cash desk. But the part that baffles me the most is when they say something along the lines of "I work in retail too, and I know what its like when you're trying to close.." Well no. If you did, you wouldn't be here right now.