Thursday, June 9, 2016

Mermaid flop

On the list of things to avoid doing while you're intoxicated - dancing, Kereokee, getting a tattoo, calling your ex, drinking more....add online shopping. It's a dangerous game, and how I almost became the proud owner of one of these: 

Before you assume this is not a real thing, ask a few people, and trust me that I have, and it most certainly is. Knowing me though, my entry phone would ring, the kettle would go off, or I'd have a sudden epiphany and the mermaid blanket flop to the floor would also become a thing. Bonus points if you miss the coffee table, and the cat. 

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